{
  "error": "Negativity is a premium feature",
  "status": 402,
  "upgrade_to": "Nope Tier ($999/mo)",
  "warning": "Last user to access this endpoint was removed from the board, reinstated, then removed again. Proceed with caution.",
  "see_also": "The Incident (Q4 2023)",
  "suggestion": "Have you considered just saying yes instead?",
  "support": "Contact sales@yesify.net to unlock the power of no"
}